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Naijarita News

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Fake and funny news weblog with topics ranging from business and technology to politics.

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Obasanjo Launches New Ideology: Kampeism

Over the last several centuries, we’ve seen the birth of a variety of ideologies. Capitalism. Socialism. Marxism. Libertarianism. Communism. Anarchism. Anarcho-Capitalism. Fascism. But never have we seen an ideology that is truly homegrown from the intellectually fertile soils of Nigeria. Well, I am informed that...

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New Nigerian Political Dictionary Released

A Nigerian blogger known as David has released a political dictionary to help Nigerians understand political news reporting better. Here are some of the important terms defined in the insightful dictionary: Senate: Presidential rubber stamp for unpopular laws and illegal constitutional ammendments. Babacracy:...

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12 Good Reasons Why Third Term Is Necessary

A Nairaland member has given ten good reasons why we need third term for Obasanjo and the Action Governors: So that EFCC can continue to witch hunt those who oppose Obj and ICPC will remain powerless. To make sure generator importers continue in business since PHCN(Please Have Handles Nearby) won’t work. Air...

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Breaking News: Thursday, 16th February, 2006

The time and effort required for each Naijarita News article far exceeds its popularity and profitability, so please be patient as I try to put together an editorial team of trained journalists and humorists to create Nigerian news satire for the web, radio, TV and newspapers. Meanwhile, here are some short...

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Woman To Marry Sweetheart After 7 Years And Plum Job

A 25 year old woman has agreed to say “I do” to her secondary school sweetheart after 7 years of rejecting his marriage proposals. Eyewitnesses report that her decision to say “yes” after seven years of saying “no, no, no” are unrelated to his current status as a well-paid oil...

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3rd Term Saga: Obasanjo Threatens To Freeze NFA Account!

Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, honorable president of Nigeria, has threatened to jeopardize the Super Eagles’ chances of winning the ongoing African Cup of Nations by freezing the NFA account if Nigerians fail to show evidence of overwhelming support for his 3rd term bid by tomorrow morning. He delivered the threat...

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Nigerian Weblog Awards 2005 Winners

In recognition of the monumental role played by Nigerian blogs in the year 2005 the Naijarita News team has created the Nigerian Weblog Awards 2005 to honour exceptional bloggers from Nigeria. Can you believe that we already have 132 blogs in a country of only 120 million people? Phenomenal, isn’t it? Chippla...

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Pastor Adeboye’s Prophecies Ignite Indifference

Political leaders have criticized Pastor E.A. Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) for his prophecies for 2007 released many months in advance. The prophecies have led to spontaneous eruptions of religious and ethnic disinterest, apathy, and inability-to-give-a-damn all over the country. We have...

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Divine Plot To Block TV Miracles Exposed

Anointed Pastor Chris Oyakhilome of Christ Embassy has exposed a plot by the Almighty God and his angels to put a stop to the broadcasting of miracles on Nigerian television. During the shocking exposé, he narrated how all efforts to get his miracles verified have been mysteriously frustrated. When the NBC announced...

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Predictions for 2006: Nigeria

Happy new year, loyal followers of Naijarita News! Here are our predictions for the year 2006 in Nigeria’s political scene: - There will be no ethnic or religious violence throughout the year. - Pigs will fly. - All the 20-33 corrupt Nigerian governors will be prosecuted by the EFCC without favor. - The world...

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Nigerian Blogger Fired For Blogging

Popular Nigerian blogger Tim Akinbo, creator of the Nigerian Weblog Ring, has lost his job at TimbaObjects after a series of controversial posts on his blog. The sole proprietor says he fired himself because it was the right thing to do. Tim the employee had previously read about Americans who were fired for...

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Nigerian Webmaster Arrested For Treason

Hot-tempered Nigerian forum administrator Seun Osewa has been arrested and charged with treasonable felony after inadvertently calling President Obasanjo an “inconsequential idiot”. Trouble started when the President registered on Nairaland with the intention of sending a message to his political...

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Tourist’s Failed Shopping Spree Claims 14 Lives

When Elizabeth Grimm arrived in Nigeria, she didn’t expect to end up in a lunatic asylum after taking 14 innocent lives. We decided to interview her to find out what would push a self-respecting young European tourist to do what she did. Naijarita: Hello Elizabeth. How are you doing today? Elizabeth: ...

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Why 1000 Naira Note Has No Naira Sign

Nigerians want to know why the Naira sign is missing from the new 1000 naira note. Here’s why: the Central Bank of Nigeria wants to phase out the Naira sign because it brings us bad luck. According to a CBN Statement, “that accursed Naira sign consists of a capital letter N crossed by 2 lines. [...]

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News Websites Winning The War On Traffic

Excessive web traffic is the bane of every successful website. You labor to build a nice website, publicize it on every webboard you visit, call all your friends about it, put a link in the signature of every email you send and then people start visiting. Argh! Worse, they like it so much that they [...]

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