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Nation of Assholes - From Danomil
The Torture Game 2 - From Olga
Don't Get Married - If you're thinking of getting married, I have one piece of advice: Forget it. Run. As Al Bundy once said, "Run silent; run deep... just run." Particularly if you're taking the time to read this site, you probably shouldn't be thinking of marriage.From Olga
Father Holds His Daughter's Hand on Bus, Police Investigate - Another example of the hazards of Parenting While Male. According to Suspicious incident on-board MBTA bus resolved (5/6/08) from WBZ News in Boston:"Transit police have identified the man seen with a young girl on-board a bus at Sullivan Station Sunday night. From Olga
20 Cities, Islands and Countries Threatened By Global Warming - From Olga
Abortion Common Among All Women - one in five women having abortions are born-again or Evangelical Christians;From Olga
California ban on same-sex marriage struck down - The LorD ouR MasteRs WraTh wiLl be UpoN theM! A maJor CalamaTy wilL be Unleached Upon theIr Sinfull headS! MaY the benificiaL Lord Our MasteR will Smiteth them wiTh PlagueS upon theiR soDomite waYs!.From George
Funny Names - I have no idea what these people were thinking (or maybe I do) when they created these, funny namesFrom mastereddy69
Democrat Conyers Wants to put Karl Rove in Prison - Here comes Communism and the gulag.From NeoCon
[NSFW] Busty Shay Laren - From mysteriousgirl
Liberals Cancel 'How-to-be-a-Homo' Seminar - 'Day of Silence' is about coercing students to repudiate traditional morality. It's time for Christian parents to draw the line  if your children will be exposed to this DOS propaganda in their school, then keep them home for the day," he said.From NeoCon
Liberals have a Temper Tantrum Over Schlafly Honor Degree - They're not going to ruin my day, she said in a phone interview. They're a bunch of losers. Schlafly said she's a big fan of Wash. U. and the fifth generation of her family to attend the school.From NeoCon
Bush-Hater Keith Olbermann Goes Berserk - From NeoCon
Eva Longoria cut-out Makes Tony Parker Miss Free Throws - The player was seemingly put off his game by the sight of the placard, which showed his wife in posing seductively while wearing a the opposition's jersey.From NeoCon
Bette Davis Vs. Joan Crawford - Director Lindsay Anderson slammed his hand on the table and told her that Crawford had been his friend and he wasn't going to listen to any more.Banging her fist down even harder and raising her voice, Bette delivered her final comment on her adversary."Just because a person's dead," she said, "doesn't mean they've changed."From NeoCon
US Troops Respond to Stephen King Insult - From NeoCon
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Iraqi insurgents use eight-year-old girl as suicide bomber - Women can avoid thorough searches at checkpoints because of Islamic sensitivities, and four have carried out suicide bombings since November. In February, Iraqi insurgents used two women with Downs Syndrome as human bombs in a blast that killed 99 people in Baghdad. The women were apparently fooled into wearing explosive vests which were then detonated remotely by mobile phones as they mingled with crowds. From NeoCon
'Dog the Bounty Hunter' to Return to AandE - Filming has begun on the fifth season, according to executives with AandE, the cable network that broadcast "Dog the Bounty Hunter." Reruns of the show will start June 25, with new episodes, including ones from the fourth season that have not previously aired, coming a few weeks later.From NeoCon
Dolly Parton Threatens to Sue Howard Stern - From NeoCon
Communist Chavez Threatens War Against Venezuela - From NeoCon
Most Americans Dumbed Down on Prozac and Xanex - For the first time, it appears that more than half of all insured Americans are taking prescription medicines regularly for chronic health problems, a study shows.From NeoCon
Comrade Penn Denounces Obama - I guess he doesn't measure up to Stalin or Castro.From NeoCon
Icelandic museum offers long and short of male organ - Yahoo - Penis museum in Iceland has a collection of 261 preserved members.From Alter J. Ego
'Werewolf boy' begs for cure to rare conditon - Telegraph - The poster child for National Masturbation Month wants a cure...From Surfer
[NSFW] Masturbate-a-thon Celebrate National Masturbation Month - As - May is National Masturbation Month (do your part, Golly). This article is talking about a masturbate-a-thon... Or if you're really kinky, perhaps a masturbate-on-a-thong. In any case, we need LOTS more porn on here.From Surfer
Group fears step taken toward Âdesigner babies' - News that scientists have for the first time genetically altered a human embryo is drawing fire from some watchdog groups that say it's a step toward creating designer babies. From Popper
Good God, Jesus Christ it's a musical crucifix - Devout Christians and people into crucifixes with a passion for music might rejoice when hearing IceTech USA have come up with a way to listen to music and sport a crucifix at the same time. -- Must have gadget for George!From Olga
Son: Cult Dad Lay Next to Naked Minors - The son of a cult leader who calls himself the messiah said the criminal complaint filed by a one-time follower charging him with sexual abuse of a minor is just like the betrayal of Jesus by a disciple. -- "Christians" LOL Wonder if he was a member of those "sexual putiry" guys.From Olga
Power of Purity-Men Honoring God thru Sexual Purity. - The Power of Purity is designed to help men honor God through sexual purity. From Olga
Get Ready to Spend $6,000 a Year on Gas - Two years ago a leading economist published a study provocatively titled: "What would $120 oil mean for the global economy " Answer: a global recession, if the price stayed there for a year.From Olga
Jell-O Keyboard/Mouse Prank - Luckily for us, this prank was done to someone elseFrom cw
Nudibranchs Photo Gallery - Toxic nudibranchs soft, seagoing slugs produce a brilliant defense.From cw
15 Photos Of Dogs With Dye Jobs - I wish I was. Some people feel compelled to dye their dogs. I can't say that I understand this. Spare me the I need my dog to match my outfit, couch, car argument. It's a DOG - not an accessory. Maybe, just MAYBE if it is Halloween, I might give you a pass, but only then ¦..From cw
Pentagon report investigated lasers that put voices in head - A recently unclassified report from the Pentagon from 1998 has revealed an investigation into using laser beams for a few intriguing potential methods of non-lethal torture. Some of the applications the report investigated include putting voices in people's heads, using lasers to trigger uncontrolled neuron firing, and slowly heating the human body to a point of feverish confusion - all from hundreds of meters away.From cw
Girl, Eight, In Iraq Suicide Bombing - An eight-year-old girl strapped with explosives has blown up and killed an Iraqi army captain. The bomb was detonated by remote control, injuring four soldiers in addition to the one who died, an Iraqi Army spokesman said.Local authorities imposed a curfew in the area and American troops launched a search for those responsible.From cw
Green aliens, UFOs said to visit - Yahoo! News - Aliens from outer space have been visiting Britain for years and UFO sightings doubled after the film Close Encounters was released in 1977, according to secret files collating reports by members of the public.From Alter J. Ego
Michigan Teen Sells 17,328 Boxes of Girl Scout Cookies - A Girl Scout has financed her trip to Europe with Thin Mints and Do-Si-Dos, possibly breaking a U.S. record in the process.From NeoCon
Smart ForTwo gets top marks in IIHS crash tests - The Smart ForTwo earns the top rating for front and side impact protection in crash tests by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.From European
Bush: I Gave Up Golf For The Troops - Politics on The Huffin - As violence in Iraq continues -- clashes today left 11 dead and 19 injured -- President Bush has for the first time revealed the great sacrifice he's made for the sake of our soldiers: he's given up golf.From Surfer
Freedom of Speech in China - It seems that freedom of speech in China has been improved over years, at least many china citizens were interviewed from the street as we've seen on the tv.From Gahsoon
US Heading for Double-Digit Inflation - Today, 30 years have gone by. Instead of Burns, we have Bernanke; instead of Carter, we have Bush. And while I marvel at how much the world has changed, it never ceases to amaze me how little the Fed has learned. From Roddy
[NSFW] Sandra Shine Pink Dream - From mysteriousgirl
Karl Rove Dazzles at Newsweek, Fox News, and WSJ - Stereotype created by Moveon.org, Daily Kos and other lunatic leftists is completely false. He is a nice guy.From NeoCon
America-Hater Michael Moore To Make New Bush-Hate Movie - The childish pot-smoker needs to pay bills after "Sicko" bombed at the box office. Hey Michael - whats under the baseball cap. A bald spot!From NeoCon
Liberal Barbara Walters Wants to Kiss Osama Bin Laden - Her last kiss was for Communist Dictator Fidel Castro. From NeoCon
Hillary Destroys Obama in West Virginia - Hillary Clinton met her own expectations with a landslide win in West Virginia, adding to her delegate total and giving her the right to continue on in the final contests of the battle for the Democratic nomination.From NeoCon
Jenna Bush Wedding Pics - A proud father of the bride.From NeoCon
[NSFW] Blond Girl Having Fun Outdoor - From Monica
Top-Ranked Justine Henin Retires from Tennis - Say it ain't so!From NeoCon
YouTube - The Monkees - Heart and Soul - From Surfer
The makings of a politician - A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order. ... Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.From Olga
Overweight nude sets art world record - A picture of an overweight woman lying naked on a couch, painted by British artist Lucian Freud, set a record Tuesday night for the most money paid for a painting by a living artist.From Olga
Jesus Christ is the ONLY way to heaven! - AlL tHe Proof you neeDFrom George
No fiddling while Rome burns for Bush - In an interview Tuesday, Bush revealed a personal way in which he has tried to acknowledge the sacrifice of soldiers and their families. He gave up playing golf. I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal. From Olga
Things younger than McCain - From Olga
Mortal Kombat's creator: 'Dramatic' changes for game - In April, Midway announced the eighth version of the super successful American fighting series, Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe, debuting the likes of DC superheroes Superman and Batman along side Mortal Kombat characters Sub-Zero and Scorpion.From popper
: More Prescription Drug Deaths Than... - When we talk about addiction, we're not just talking about alcohol abuse or illicit drug abuse. In a report released in July 2005, the National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse (CASA) at Columbia University said that prescription drug abuse is skyrocketing. In the United States there is a startling difference between the death rates caused by prescription drugs and more well known killers of our time...From Nonoxyl
[NSFW] Eufrat Out Door Under SunLight - From mysteriousgirl
Immigration arrests top 300 at Iowa meat plant - Yahoo! News - Immigration arrests top 300 at Iowa meat plantFrom Surfer
Advanced domino effect! - Quite the alternative way to choose in order to get food on the table :PFrom Daves
YouTube - Bill O'Reilly Fuck It Remix - From Nonoxyl
Einstein writes of 'childish superstition' - In the letter, he states: "The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this."From Nonoxyl
Muslim Threats Force Out Disabled Teacher with Dog - The newspaper said Hurd needs a service dog because of a childhood injury that leaves him with seizures, sometimes happening as often as weekly. The black lab is trained to protect Hurd when he has a seizure.From NeoCon
Brian Williams: Tornadoes a Reaction to Abuse of Earth - Can the Left-Wing retards get more silly From NeoCon
Interview with Jonah Goldberg, Author of 'Liberal Fascism' - Well first of all, I don't know personally what the hell Keith Olbermann's philosophy is. I've spent more time paying attention to him in the last two months simply because he's just-it seems like almost every other week-he's calling me the worst person in the world. Maybe he doesn't really grasp that being a pain in his ass in the shortest route to his brain. But I don't know what his actual philosophy is other than he's sort of an angry, cranky, sort of conventional liberal with sort of a mean streak.From NeoCon
Ghetto Thugs Beat Man to Death, Urinate on His Head - Life in Democratic Party run Cleveland.From NeoCon
Druze, Sunnis, Christians Need U.S. help in Lebanon - Hezbollah continues to murder anyone that opposes a Shiite dictatorship.From NeoCon
Dog performs Qashqai car stunt! - Ever wanted to teach your dog tricks Get a ramp, a car, a ring of fire and a musical teamFrom Daves
Are your British in bed - From Olga
The Animals Save the Planet - From Olga
Before and after Iraq - Los Angeles Times - The war there is not an intellectual exercise. It has real, personal consequences.From Olga
We All Own Stolen Goods - You very likely own stolen goods. The gas in your car, the circuits in your cell phone, the diamond in your ring, the chemicals in your lipstick or shaving cream even the plastic in your computer may be the product of theft. Americans buy huge quantities of goods every day that are literally stolen from some of the world s poorest people. These thefts are permitted indeed encouraged by an archaic rule of international trade that violates the most fundamental rule of capitalism: to protect property rights.From Olga
Wen Jiabao directs rescue efforts - Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao is now in the quake-hit city of Dujiangyan not far from the epicenter in Wenchuan County. Premier Wen is directing rescue efforts there. He has also inspected a damaged hospital and school. A day and a half after the quake struck, the Premier is on the scene with 50,000 soldiers with heavy equipment. America could learn a lot from China.From Roddy
Frequently Asked Questions | Employers | Georgia Department - I am a 17-year old teacher with a Ph.D. in physics. I am married and have a child. Do I need a work permit From Surfer
Ex-officials: Bush admin. ignored Iraq corruption - WASHINGTON - The Bush administration repeatedly ignored corruption at the highest levels within the Iraqi government and kept secret potentially embarrassing information so as not to undermine its relationship with Baghdad, according to two former State Department employees.From Nonoxyl
Google Trends: jesus, christ, god, easter, porn - From Nonoxyl
Which of these would you choose - From Nonoxyl
Articles | Butt seized by terror police - ITV News - Butt seized by terror policeReal officers were paid to grab a butt. I'm sure somebody would have done it for free.From Surfer
Bill O'Reilly Snaps...Again video - Bill O'Reilly Snaps...Again - Watch more free videos Bill OReilly from Fox News gets really angry during outtakes in his days as an anchor for Inside Edition.From Nonoxyl
Don't Throw Paper Clips At Your Co-Worker! - From Nonoxyl
The giant 6ft cow that is as big as a small elephant - The black and white Friesian bullock weighs well over a ton and at the same height as a small elephant, casts a shadow over his cattle companions who are about 5ft.From NeoCon
[NSFW] Sexy Blond Dikoteia On Her Bed - From mysteriousgirl
Holly Heartbroken: Hugh Hefner Won't Marry Girlfriend - She's 28, He's 82. Where's the the ring Hef!From NeoCon
MIT's Comrade Chomsky and His Love of Communism - No longer must we conceal our allegiance to the collective. On this glorious anniversary, Comrade Chomsky reminds us of how far we've come these past forty years. As we strive to make the peoples' revolution inevitable, the light of the dialectic shows us the way forward. A sample:From NeoCon
Gospel singer Dottie Rambo dies in tour bus wreck in Mo. - Rambo has had more than 2,500 published songs, including gospel classics such as "He Looked Beyond My Fault and Saw My Need" and the 1982 Gospel Music Association Song of the Year, "We Shall Behold Him." From NeoCon
Chuck Norris: Hollywood an Empty Place - I got sucked into the entertainment world of Hollywood, he said. I didn't have that joy and that happiness that I thought I should have in my life.From NeoCon
EcoNazis Want to Exterminate Humans - May we live long and die out" is the unofficial motto of a movement that seeks to improve the Earth's ecosystem by ensuring that the human species does not survive.From NeoCon
Obama: USA has 57 States - On Friday, Barack Obama, as NewsBusters John Stephenson reported, told an Oregon audience that "I've been in 57 states, (with) I think one left to go."From NeoCon
McConnell: Democrats will 'turn us into France' - It's pretty clear to me that the Democratic agenda is to turn us into France," the Kentucky Republican told The Washington Times in an unusually blunt interview at his office in the Capitol. "Americans may want change, but the question is, what kind of change "From NeoCon
Communist Chavez Insults Germany, Calls Merkel Hitler - "She is from the German right, the same that supported Hitler, that supported fascism, that's the Chancellor of Germany today," he said.From NeoCon
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