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I hear little voices in my little head. They tell me strange tales of conquests. I shall channel them to you throught the blogger api.
What should be done about advertisers who use stock pictures?
First lets define stock picture, as a picture of a lady from a porn, model, escort, or other similar website. Now to the discussion points:
1. The main purpose of a photo is to give the prospective client a reasonable expectation of the actual lady they will see. Some unscrupulous advertisers have other motives, but as clients we all want to see clear and honest pictures.
2. The worse case is when there is complete misrepresentation. For example, using a picture of a supermodel and a being a wretched old hag in person.
3. There are varying levels of misrepresentation. A "fake" picture can be a picture of the actual person. A picture that is too old or overly photoshopped can be misleading.
4. Stock pictures are not necessarily bad. A stock picture can be helpful if it is a reasonably accurate representation of the actual lady.
5. Since real pictures can be fake and fake pictures can be helpful, the issue should not solely be stock or not stock. Rather, we should be more concerned with accurate or misrepresented pictures.
This information is in the review system: http://www.myredbook.com/showpro.aspx
>I am very angry with this constant bs that continues to go on
>
>Why do i see reviews after reviews aftewr reviews get
>removed when there is no reason other than the provider is a
>well known good provider. There was a review recently on
>ZZZZ that was 100% real and a true review. It was
>left by someone that wished not to have his true identity
>known for safety reasons and other reasons wich i will not
>get into. Infact i am ready to also leave a dissatidsfied
>review on her from her poor performance as of late. Only i
>am also good friends with her so I allso have the delema of
>her knowing its me. This is bullshit that reviewxs are taken
>down. this needs to be stopped. I am not the only person
>upset with this. My buddy is sitting by me know and is very
>angy that you removed that review bugt will not identify
>himself becuase he feels there is no safety with any of you
>anyomore and that to much info leaks out ewverywhere. He may
>no longer continue as a member and espevcially not a vip
>member any longer . I also may choose this becuase we dont
>seem to get the real truth.
We can only go off of the information we get.
>>I have seen ZZZZ 4 times.
This is the first submitted review by this handle, and for this provider.
The rest of review is a simple bash, no service review details were provided, thus of limited believablility and value.
>reviews get removed when there is no reason
>other than the provider is a well known good provider.
She has other average reviews submitted recently by credible people with appropriate details, and those are still there.
>i am also good friends with her
Also? This is how you and your buddy treat your good friends? Submitting bashes as reviews.
>I allso have the delema of her knowing its me
What is the problem? You are not going to session with her anymore, are you?
Your story does not sound credible to me.
You tell me that it is "your buddy", however your story reads as if it were you. For example, your buddy has a declining service over the past 2 times with her... yet you continue to see her, and experience the same decline? Why would you continue to see her after your own friend had such an experience?
Why would anyone continue to see a person after the first decline?
What this suggests to me is that you had some sort of "relationship" with ZZZZ. Relationship meaning: something more than a simple business transaction. That you have had a falling out with her, that is one reason why you do not want her to know it is you since she will want to defend herself if she knows it's you.
While you may consider your review the truth. The truth is not necessarily a review. For example, the simple bash may truthfully reflect the declining services received to you, but it is deceitful in that it does not disclose the underlying circumstances. In this case, the relationship.
I don't know your circumstances, but it usually begins when the guy starts to have feelings for the girl. All girls love repeat business until the client-provider relationship boundries are pushed.
The purpose of a review is to provide other hobbyists with an expectation of service for their own session. It is not to report drama based on a deteriorated relationship. Relationship issues can be posted and discussed in the Redbook Diaries forum.
I don't know ZZZZ nor you, personally. I only try to act in the best interests of the membership based on the information I have.
Good luck and move on. There are lots of other ladies who would love your $$.
1. Making like a gynecologist
Sure, you're curious about what a pussy looks like up close. Go ahead and take a good look. But don't spread her labia open so wide that she feels like she's getting her annual pelvic exam at the gynecologist. Just use your fingertips to gently hold back her lips and slip your tongue in there.
2. The head shake
Don't emulate the exaggerated oral techniques in porn movies, especially that move where the guy sticks his tongue straight out and instead of licking, shakes his whole head side to side between the woman's legs till his ears slap against her thighs. It looks dumb even on camera and it doesn't work in real life.
3. Blowing air up her coochie
Do not form a seal around her vagina with your lips and blow into it. What, do you think she's a blow-up doll? Blowing lightly or breathing on and around the pussy is hot, but blowing air into the vagina is just dangerous and can lead to serious queefing (pussy farts).
4. Lapping like a pimp daddy mutt
It's good to lick, and it's good to keep your tongue loose and relaxed. But don't get sloppy or slobbery. Use a little restraint and don't pant. If your oral technique reminds her of her pet Golden Retriever, that won't be a turn-on. At least, we hope not.
5. Clit hickeys
Hickeys are so high school, but if you wanna leave your mark, do it on her neck, arm, tit or thigh. Don't clamp your mouth around her clit and suck it so hard you give her a welt. Strong suction on the clit (sucking it like a vacuum cleaner) isn't going to feel very good to her and might hurt.
6. Drunken pussy eating
This is as bad as a drunken blowjob, and you'll really ruin the moment if you're so wasted that you toss your cookies in her crotch. Remember, keggers and cunnilingus do not mix. To do a good job eating her out, you need to be able to pay attention and coordinate your tongue action. If you don't throw up, you still might pass out, and that pretty much guarantees you won't get another date with her.
7. Singing the Alphabet Song
Some guys like to use the trick of spelling the letters of the alphabet on her clit using their tongue. Fine, just don't start singing "Now I know my ABCs" while you're doing it. If you're going to get studious while your down in her muff, try composing your term paper with your tongue. It may be the first time anybody ever got off on Kafka.
8. Jabbing and stabbing
Having someone insistently jabbing and poking their pointy tongue on your clit and into your pussy is just as creepy and uncomfortable in oral sex as it is in French kissing. It makes you come off as overeager and unskilled. Relax your tongue and take your time. Gently caress her clit and let her bring her pubes to you.
9. Orthodontia and pubes don't mix
Some of you may still be wearing braces. If so, make sure she shaves or at least trims, or you're going to end up snagged in her short curlies. It'll be extremely painful for her and gross for you when you have to pick the hairs out of your teeth. Of course, the worst is if you're cheating on your girlfriend and she spots someone else's pubes in your teeth.
10. Blowing raspberries
It's fine to make some noise while eating pussy. Moaning is OK; most women like that. Even slurping is acceptable within limits. But sticking your face up in her b ush and blowing raspberries or making fart sounds is not going to go over well. Neither will burping.
Now go out and remember, "practice makes perfect", and someone very happy too!
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID21/24012.html
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/intl/1270.html
Here are some common terms and acronyms useful to the International Forum. More acronyms can be found at http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID15/2.html . Prices in the following FAQ(s) should be in local currency. Use this website to convert to US dollars, http://www.xe.com/ucc/.
a go go = Thai strip club from which you can take ladies
BA = Buenos Aires
B = as in 200B; Baht; Thai currency
BF = barfine; the fee paid to the house to take a girl
BG = Bar girl
BKK = Bangkok International Airport; Bangkok
BTS = Bangkok Transit System; Skytrain in Bangkok similar to BART.
FAQ = Frequently asked questions
farang = (Thai language) white foreigner
fishbowl = the glass room the girls sit in to be chosen for massage
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur; German brothel / nudist club.
freelancer = working girl not associated with an establishment
GFE = Girlfriend Experience; a joke in the States
guest friendly = hotel/restaurant have no problem with bringing working girls there
HK = Hong Kong
joiner fee = hotel surcharge when bringing a guest back to your room.
katoey = (Thai language) transvestite (I believe it is supposed to mean post-OP)
ladyboy = transvestite (I believe it is supposed to mean pre-OP)
LOS = Land of Smiles; Thailand
LT = long time; taking a girl for the entire night
MRT = Mass Rail Transit; Singapore's BART-like system
NEP = Nana Entertainment Plaza in Thailand
OT = Orchard Towers; "four floors of whores" in Singapore
RLD = Red Light District; area of town that has many working girls
SOP = Standard Operating Procedure
soapie/soapy = body to body massage; the girl lathers you up and uses her naked body to rub all over you
smoking bar = blow job bar; a bar where you can get a quickie blow job
ST = short time; taking the girl for a couple of hours
TGF = Thai Girlfriend
TJ = Tijuana
TR = Trip Report
UFB = Un-fucking believable; Thailand
ZoT = Zone of Tolerance; Area in Singapore where prostitution is legal
The reason I specified restaurant above is because a friend of mine was charged an additional 400baht, 200 for each girl, for bringing girls to a restaurant in Ploen Chit Center.
Please inbox me for more that are not in the RB FAQ or are common enough here that they should be mentioned in our FAQ. Also, inbox me with hotel information. Name, location, price, contact phone/web, guest friendly/joiner fee, lock box, extras like pool and gym. And maybe a brief description of what it was like for you, in other words, how you would rate it.
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Darlin (experience) : Hot Sexy & Intellectual Beauty - Darlin BACK. : 408-316-2999 : San Jose (880 & 101)
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Joanne (ForevrATF) : Classic K-girl beauty Joanne : (408) 316-2282 or (408) 661-5115 : San Jose
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Prescious (prescious) : Have It Your Way Ebony Princess Incall/Outcall : 1-415-368-9321 : San Francisco/South San Fran
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Iris (young_Iris) : Hot and Young Asian Iris. : (510) 575-6423 : East Bay
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Kaiya (at the Lusty Lady) (MikiMoto) : Private Pleasures Schedule : 415-391-3991 : San Francisco
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Cindy (skyhigh) : Slim and Sweet Cindy : 408 509-7801 ( no private calls ) : San Jose
Tiffanys (Tiffanys_Bedroom) : Tiffany Is The Best GK Treat! Come Try Me! : 510.228.2574 : SACRAMENTO
Sasha (MissSasha) : NEW PICS, 100 % Accurate, Natural Busty Beauty. : (510) 706-1848 : OAKLAND
Icis (Icis1) : SEXY BLONDE ICIS IS VISITING SACRAMENTO : 916-534.5594 : SACRAMENTO
Sweet Kelsey (Kelsey) : SWEET KELSEY INCALL-OUTCALL NAUGHTY GIRL!!! : 408-592-3757 : IN TOWN NOW ARDEN WAY /NAUGHTY DBLS
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Layla (Laylalay) : DD Busty, Reliable HOT GFE Fun with Layla!!! : 916-730-2161 please unblock with (star)82 : Mowry/880
Sydney (FemmeFatales2) : SYDNEY! Femme Fatales, 5/31-6/2 in SAC : 82 (415) 271-0381 TEMP Number : SACRAMENTO by appointment w/ reference
Snow is looking for the registered owner of the "train wreck" (FreakyXmas) : Fiery redhead ready for pleasure all weekend! : 408-903-5398 : Sunnyvale Incall
ISABELLA (kissabella) : ISABELLA ! SAN FRANCISCO 5/9 - 5/13 : *82 (650) 296-4367 (no blocked calls please) : SAN FRANCISCO
michelle_mybelle : Come fly with me, Michelle_MyBelle : 916 912-3807 : Sacramento
AsianHotties : The Twin Towers of Pleasure are here to serve YOU! : 408-469-2233 : San Jose
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Alison (alison66554) : Powerful & Sexy Blonde Bombshell : 714 716 6636 : LAX
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Terri : LATE NITE SPECIAL 100 : 916 613-5062 : OAKLAND
TRINITY (Allur) : Don't you wish your girlfriend was 'hot' like me? : 702-348=2923 : Las Vegas
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Skyla (Skyla69) : Sexy Exotic : 916 753 3554 : Sacramento
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Coco Will Welcome U With Sexy Bikini (naughty_girls) : Heat Wave Just Rolls In : 925-565-6757 : Antioch
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Camren (stacy21) : Young,Sexy READY & WAITING : 1510)776-9711 : Sacramento,Citrus Heights,Elk Grove,Carmichael
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camren (ladygood) : Express Escorts 2 girls Express Escorts : 510 776-9711 : So.Sacramento, ElkGrove, Downtown
Rose (club1) : HOT & SEXY KOREAN TV STAR : 408 507-5468 : sunnyvale
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Mina (ulove) : Young & Sensual! Koaren Model (new in town) : 408 368 0203 : San Jose
Samantha Desire (samantha2003) : A Rare Treat ! -- You'll never guess..... : 408 469 - 2757 : San Francisco Bay Area
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juli (sanjose1) : Young & Sensual Beauty for Good Times (NEW IN TOWN : 408 718-0627 : sunnyvale
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Rosie (ROSIE) : You have seen what you want, now go and get it : 510-228-8479 : SanFrancisco Bay Area ,Concord incall
SexyMarisol : Sexy Asian Gal Available Today : 415-717-2720 : Bay Area outcalls/Incalls
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Montana blue (Montanablue) : Latenight Delight That Are Always Right........... : 415 410 8106 : SanFrancisco Bayarea/Incall/Outcalls
MAGGIE (xxxstacy) : naughty but very nice : 650-271-0131 : south bay/peninsula outcalls
Krystal (krystaldiamond06) : _____FRESH______SEXY_______BRUNETTE_____HOTTIE____ : *82 (310) 525- 0168 : SACRAMENTO
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Vicky (usasian123) : Make Your Fantasies Come True with sexy Korean Gir : 650 714-2358 : Mt View
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Kelly (prize) : Make Your Dream Come True with Sweet Kelly : 408 916-8829 : San Jose
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SexyBlondeCindy : Sexy BLONDE hot Natural Ds CINDY! : 415-286-4170 : HAYWARD
Uki (lunchtime) : Young &Sexy; Korean Girl ( First in Bayarea) : 408 838-5823 : sunnyvale
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CARABETH916 : $140 per hr full gfe outcalls : 916-320-3071 : outcalls in sac area
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Prada (Yasmina) : Erotic Playmate : (415)645-3334 : Fresno
Nacy (JJ168) : HOT & SEXY KOREAN GIRL : 408 718-0627 : sunnyvale
Vicky (newhome) : HOT & SEXY KOREAN GIRL : 408 505-5655 : San Jose
Do Do (nana888) : Young & Sensual Beauty for Good Times (NEW IN TOWN : 408 838-5823 : sunnyvale
Li-Li (greatservice) : Sweet & Sexy K-Girl Waiting for the Lucky One : 408-921-9926 : San Jose
teri : teri : 415-368-5642 : San Francisco
myredbook.com presents: Common adult sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, dictionary defined, and what do the letters stand for:
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analinus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth
Aunt Flo = menstruation
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bareback = without condom
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cups of coffee = releases
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Dodge = Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles (Thailand)
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
NSA = no strings attached
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RB = myredbook.com
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
WTF = What the fuck? (I'm surprised by this)
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)
incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.
See also, tips on reading escort ads:
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID15/3.html
International FAQ
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/intl/8.html
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID8/14463.html
It was a dark and stormy night, and the big day had arrived: my date for a freebie with FrenchKiss.
I had no intention of having sex with her. Not my type. Besides, I would ruin her for other men, and it seemed uncivil to do that while getting a freebie. No, what I wanted out of this was to make her sweat it out; make it very clear who holds the power between us. But I am not a beast. I wanted to present a clean-cut appearance, and if in doing so, I aroused her desires (as so often happens to women around me), then my denial of her passions would only serve to re-enforce the message.
I read some posts on pheromones on RB and figured that should get her motor running. Damn, that stuff is pricy! I recalled something about musk having the same effect, and figured I could substitute it. But where to find it? They stopped making Musk cologne maybe 25 years ago. So I had to improvise, and after a quick shower, I rubbed a dead badger all over my chest. With couple of dabs of Old Spice behind the ears for insurance, I headed out into the night.
It's a long drive to SF in the rain, and a shame to go all that way and not get laid, so I packed an extra $150 and a cheese sandwich for a trip to the AMP after our date. As I steered the car through the hills split by 580, I thought ahead to the positions I would be rotating through with my girl of choice, and felt a stirring in my loins.
(we're going to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiidddd!!!!) the little head sang happily.
Before long, I was in FK's neighborhood. I parked my car, and did a last check on supplies, including weapons. Now, I don't want to give you the wrong idea here, this was simply for self-defense. I could not imagine why FK would make this bet in the first place. It seemed to me quite likely that this was all a setup, and I was determined to be prepared if it looked like I was going to be donkey-punched.
We had arranged to meet in a small neighborhood bar. I strolled in and gave the place the once over, taking note of the exits. When I turned around, there she was, taking a seat at the bar.
My original plan was to find some homeless guys, the scruffier the better, and have them enter the bar in sequence and introduce themselves as me. But there never seems to be a homeless guy around when you need one, and this night was no exception. I was on my own.
I sidled up to FrenchKiss and said hello. She didn't look bad at all; better in person than her photographs, I thought. She was kind enough not to blanch at the sight of my goiter. There was a tense moment when a camera flash went off, and my fingers closed around the cannister of pepper spray in my pocket. But it turned out to be some butt pirate recording a moment with his friends, and I relaxed.
We made a little small talk, and it instantly became clear to me that this would go a lot smoother if we were both drunk. I waved to the bartender and ordered two tequila shooters. For a moment, I was afraid she might ask the bartender to leave the bottle, and this
was, after all, supposed to be MY night. But I actually had to teach her how to drink tequila, and could not cajole her into another round (granted, I asked 90 seconds after the first).
She suggested we bug out of the bar and head to her place. It started to fall into place, THIS was her plan, to get me away from witnesses, and to a place where I could be safely ambushed. But I was ready for her. I was determined to take a notch out of the ears of whomever she had foolishly recruited to take me on. My paranoia was completely unfounded. Although I will note that I was assaulted by her dogs, especially Domino, who buried his snout in my ass crack and kept it there until FK pulled him off (micro-review: BFE, I would repeat). She asked if we could walk her dogs, and I said sure, why not.
So we walked, and we talked. When we passed by a liquor store, she picked up some beef jerky which she fed to her dogs. What a memory-jog that was; I used to take my dog Shannon to the store and treat her the same way, a lifetime ago. God, I loved that dog. How I wept when we had to put her down. Steph's dogs, like mine, were none too careful to ensure that your fingers remained attached to your hands while in pursuit of their prize.
Thus far, Stephanie had done a poor job of meeting my expectations of the heartless, money-grubbing, coke-snorting, overrated fat hoe I knew her to be. But let's face it: she had every reason to put on an act for me. I was determined to interrogate her further, and reveal the truth.
We went to a park so the dogs could take a dump while we talked. We talked about notorious characters on Redbook; the pros and cons of being a hooker; about her troubled past; about my own difficulties; about whether the plate in my head picked up radio signals. We talked about really personal stuff, hers and mine, which is none of your damn business. We went from antagonists to intimates so rapidly that I didn't have time to make up cover stories.
And then, we were back at her apartment. I sat down to thwart the persistent probing of Domino's nose. We explained ourselves to each other. The candor was liberating; stimulating, exhilarating. I felt utterly revealed, and reciprocated the complete trust she granted to me. At long last, we reached a lull in the conversation.
I caught her eye, and she looked back. Our eyes locked. For a few moments, the rest of the room disappeared. I could not disengage from looking into her eyes, nor could she.
"What...?" she inquired, and her voice trailed off. But we both knew what.
I rose from my chair, and never lost her gaze. Slowly, I moved across the room towards her, still staring intently into her eyes. She looked at me with slight surprise; with anticipation; with an implicit understanding that we were moving in stereo towards a most improbable conclusion.
I crossed past the edge of her personal space, past the point of inevitability, and I experienced The Moment. The Moment immediately before your lips touch the lips of another whom you've never kissed before, whom you want to kiss, whom you've always doubted would ever kiss you, whom you're unsure will kiss you now, even though you're millimeters apart, and can feel their breath on your lips, whose warmth you can feel on your entire face, and during which it would stop your heart to be interrupted.
And so we closed our eyes, leaned in close and I felt the warmth of her breath on my cheek...our lips parted as our mouths met, her tongue soft and warm as it met mine. It was a moment that could be an eternity unto itself, a moment where the person you are kissing is only thinking about kissing you. But neither of you is thinking at all.
(we're going to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiidddd!!!) the little head sang happily, as he rose to a standing ovation.
Finally, we parted, and opened our eyes to look into those of the other, and we smiled. Her eyes shone like star sapphires in the dim light of the room. The only sound in the room was the slight popping noise as the zipper in my pants began to buckle and fail. The
anticipation of having sex with this woman made me weak in the knees.
"Thank you", she murmured.
Thank you, of course 'thank you', all the girls say thank you to me after sex, but why is she saying that now?
"...for a wonderful time." she concluded. "You're not nearly as bad in person. In fact, you're kind of nice."
Wonderful time?....time....TIME!! My wrist shot up towards my face, and I angled the watch face this way and that, trying to make sense of the display.
"It's been over an hour," she said lightly as she gently withdrew from me. A generous hour. An unrushed hour. Way more than an hour.
(an hour completely wasted) complained the little head.
My mouth flapped like a trout for a few moments, trying to recover. I was completely nonplussed. Another hour! I'll buy another generous, unrushed hour! Which I don't have enough money for, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
She released the hounds back into the room, an unconcious act of conclusion. The eight-legged aardvark was not going to be visiting this room tonight.
Can I take a shower? That's what I wanted to say. But what escaped my lips was "...*ack*...". "Excuse me?" she asked. The second time, I articulated my request correctly.
She giggled. "Why do you need a shower?"
(because he wants to BEAT OFF!!) the little head screamed.
"Um, never mind", I stammered.
Soon, it was all over. I mumbled some goodbyes, Domino sniffed my ass one last time for the road, and I stumbled out into the cold.
Later, at the liquor store, I thumbed my way through the magazines featuring big-titted blondes. My collection of porn at home was decidedly monotonic on race, featuring asians exclusively, and could only fail me in my current moment of need.
Behind the counter was a wheezy, corpulent man. His tongue and lips molested the wet end of a cheap, unlit cigar. "Pick 'em out, pick 'em out. This ain't no liberry", Jabba the Hutt growled around his El Producto. With a sigh, I selected a copy of Tea-Bagging Nuns #14 and made my way to the register, selecting a bottle of MadDog 20 along the way.
Jabba slid the magazine into the bag with a practiced flourish, and nestled the bottle in the curls of the magazine. He slid the bag across the counter.
(we're going to ruin this magazine when we get home), the little head said amiably.
Jabba repeated the total in a tone that made it clear that there would not be a third time. I paid and hurried out the door.
It's a long ride home to Tracy, so I had plenty of time to think about what had happened to me tonight. Thanks to my reliance on habits and prejudices to produce happiness, I've been living my life like that Autopia ride at Disneyland: I have only the illusion of control and autonomy, while coursing the same path time and again. I began to ponder how many other opportunities I had missed over the years by dismissing them out of hand.
Damn, I really hate doing that, especially when I can't blame it on someone else.
In the end, the only thing that matters is that you're happy and satisfied, and that can come from any race, body shape, gender, or (in fountainhead's case) species. Maybe it was time to consider the whole person. Maybe it was time to be a little more tolerant of people who have already figured this out. Stephanie had led me to a door; now it was time for me to open my eyes and step inside.
As I coasted down the ramp at my turnoff, I began to draft my Redbook review:
Looks: Better than photos
Attitude: Met my match
Service: Learned my lesson
Would I repeat? Yes, I would. And before doing anything else, I would tell her this: Stephanie, I'm so sorry for being so unkind to you over the years. Maybe you asked for some of the things I said, but you didn't deserve them all, or even most of them, and you never deserved it when I crossed the line into naked cruelty. I thought I knew you, but I knew nothing about you. You made me realize that my opinions about hookers were not enlightened, they were constricted, and at a loss to both sides. And you did all this by exercising one of the kindest elements of the human heart: the belief that anyone, no matter how incorrigible, is worth redeeming.
(then we'll bang her till we shake the wax out of her ears), the little head added hopefully.
I eased my car into my parking space, and headed up the walkway to my front door.
(we're going to beat off!) the little head sang, without much enthusiasm.
I shifted the bag to my other arm, fished the keys from my pocket, opened the door, and stepped inside.
Somewhere in the distance, a dog was barking.
Ah, sucking dick. For the penis owner, it's a wonderful thing. For the mouth owner, it can also be a wonderful thing. Getting off and hearing/making somebody get off are both awesome, and when it's done conscientiously, it will be remembered and cherished for many many masturbatory sessions to come. Heh. Come. I just made a pun there.
There are quite a few women, however, that have gone on a bit of a strike against the kind of gleeful and free head-giving days of yore. Often, I am confronted with angry males regarding this, and I always wind up giving the same advice. Here, you get it for free, and it's all anonymous and stuff. Put it into practice, and you'll be GOLDEN.
Boys:
1) Landscape, please. You see, while there are loads of women who depilate their crotchal regions by razor, epilady (*shudder*), hot wax, and Nair, not so many guys do the same thing unless their genitals are on display for the whole wide world to see. This must be stopped. I'm not saying that it should ALL go away, and I understand that shaving one's scrotum is an endeavour NOT to be taken lightly, but a little pruning of the hedges is a really good idea. You see, hair comes out of its follicles at some very inopportune times. Having one of those mile-long pubes stuck to the roof of the mouth waaay in the back of the throat can cause a bit of consternation and there's no beverage in the world that can dislodge that little fucker. Since the lovely noise of "HAAAAUUUUULK!!!! CHHHHHHHHHHHUUUULLLLLLAAAAAK!" tends to be less than sexy (and sometimes shatters the mood), do your part to prevent this type of hairball-horking. You'll find that if you prune the hedges a tad, your Area will get much more attention.
2) Unless requested, do NOT put your hands on the back of your partner's head and push. Ditto that for entwining the fingers in the hair and doing same. We like it when you touch us, and usually our heads are the only thing within reach. Touch our face, grab our hair, whatever you like. The second that you push our heads onto your cock, however, some of us may have flashbacks to Unpleasant Experiences, and it may even be bad enough to cause us to put a stop to that fabulous suckjob you were just enjoying. Granted, if she says she wants you to throatfuck her, you go right ahead. But again, this is a *specific request*. If it is not made, just play nice and enjoy the ride.
3) A little warning, please! When you are going to shoot your load, it is The Law Of The Land that you inform us. If you do not, you risk being fired, being snowballed, or having other unspeakable things done to you. (Also, it is especially important that you do NOT shove the back of our head when you make this announcement. REALLY fucking important. Got it, Chief?) Talk to god or the FSM, say your partner's name in that sexy "oh-holy-shit" voice, but Let. Us. Know. It gives us time to decide if we're going to want it in our mouth, on our tits, in our hair, or shooting across the room to see if you can hit the wall this time. And it's polite.
4) It's NOT a Fine White Wine. A lot of boys talk to me about the fact that nobody ever wants to let the ejaculate in their mouth. "Why not???", they whinge. I'll tell you. The diet of the average penis-owner is fucking wretched, especially should you happen to be American as well. High sodium, loads of red meat and coffee, and just not nearly enough potassium. Your partner won't let you come in their mouth? Do yourself a favour, killer. Next time you're throwing the Spam Javelin and you get some shpoo on your hand, have a nice lick. (This only makes you gay if you lick somebody *else's* blooge, not your own. You're performing a scientific experiment. If it makes you feel better, say out loud in your best Dexter voice, "It's a BEEYOOTEEful day for science!") As a matter of fact, I double DOG dare you to do it. Now, would you want to give a mouthful of THAT to somebody who's being nice enough to you that they're going to suck your dick? Really. So...cut down on the salt intake, go for the chicken for a while, and no coffee. Have some nice pineapple juice, a ham steak, bananas. Potassium is the friend of the semen. If you're lacking, so will your taste be. Instead of the usual Bleach & Oyster Stew, serve up something a little less vile. Your partner will thank you for it.
5) No matter where you came, kiss us afterwards. Unless your partner says, "omg no way lemme rinse first where's the goddamn Listerine???" and starts singing Tarzan Boy as they run to the bathroom, you should be polite enough to give us a hearty Thank You kiss for a job well done. I mean, after YOU get done with US, the first thing you do is come up to the surface and shove your tongue down our throat. Let us do the same to you. Fair's fair.
Girls:
1) How many times do we have to tell you NO FUCKING TEETH ALREADY!!!??? I don't even think I should have to elaborate, but I keep hearing about egregious ignorance of this rule. You don't want somebody to chew on YOUR special bits, do you??? Stop it. It's not nice. You learned in preschool that biting is bad. Now that you're an adult, you should know that not ALL biting is bad, but that biting peepees is still totally against the rules. You don't wish to get a reputation as The Shredder, do you? Then sheathe those fucking things already. Jebus!
2) Testicles. They want your attention. It's RUDE that you don't give it to them. There they are, innocently hangin' there, conveniently placed, and you ignore them??? Now come on. They won't hurt you! They're hearing all sorts of good things about you from their friend the penis. Why are you going to leave them out of your reindeer games??? Give them a little fondle with your hand (y'know, the one that's NOT wrapped around the penis or gripping your partner's incredibly fabulous ass), show them around the inside of your mouth, batter them a little bit with your tongue! See? It's fun! And oh, the noises you'll get out of your partner! Woohoo!
3) Know your limits. If you can't deep throat and you KNOW this, then don't even try to show off. Especially not in a first encounter. It will go very badly. If it's a skill that you wish to learn, and you have a willing study partner, then by all means coat the bed in plastic and go to town! However, it's only polite to NOT attempt those tricks at home that you've seen performed by hardly trained professionals. Gagging is only hot when both people are going for that, and not too many folks are into being puked on. Remember, I'm not talking about pros, here. I'm talking about civillians, people who DON'T give blowjobs for a living. Don't choke on the cock. Stomach acid can sting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting partner is definitely giving more than anyone bargained for.
4) Oh, stop making that face. If you don't want to be giving head in the first place, then you should say so and find another way to get him off. If you encouraged him to come in your mouth, then you are only allowed a slight grimace at the taste as you swallow (and point your face down, please, so he doesn't get a complex about it). After that, of course, you may begin singing Tarzan Boy and run for the Listerine, but until that point, play nice. You wouldn't want him to make a face like that after he'd just eaten YOU, would you? You'd probably go right home and cry, wouldn't you?
5) It's not indestructible. It's a penis. A part of the anatomy. Sometimes it'll have some foreskin, in which case, you need to be REALLY GODDAMN CAREFUL because the head is going to be about a million times more sensitive than the crew-neck brigade, because it's not been rubbed by boxer shorts, jeans, and every other damn thing under the sun. Feel how soft the skin is? It wants to be treated somewhat gently. There's all that blood in there making it swollen, and the nerve endings are on Orange Alert. If he wants something a bit rougher, he'll let you know. Also, you can gradually get more enthusiastic with your ministrations as the BJ goes on, but you should be listening carefully for ANY clue that what you're doing might be painful. If you're not sure what else to do, hum or moan with his cock inside your mouth. It's sometimes called "a hummer" for a reason, and the vibrations are soothing in a lovely sort of way.
BOTH OF YOU: Communication is key. Talk. Tell your partner what you want, or how much you really like what they're doing, or something else you'd love for them to do if you need to distract them from an action that isn't working for you. Look each other in the eye (well, as much as you can from that angle without giving yourself an eyeball cramp). It's hot. Totally.
this is in or around Sox land
Steps to obtaining a clean backside:
Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap and a wash cloth. I know men do not use wash cloths, but it is critical to obtain a clean backside.
Step 2. Once in shower, rub your wet wash cloth and bar soap together until the wash cloth is nice and soapy.
Step 3. Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand and use your left hand to spread your butt checks.
Step 4. Rub the soapy wash cloth in a vertical motion back and forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum. Use the same motion you would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car.
Step 5. If your backside is extremely hairy OR you are overweight, repeat steps 2, 3, and 4. If your backside is extremely hairy AND you are overweight, you will need to repeat steps 2, 3, and 4 three times. Note, rinse wash cloth between washings.
Step 6. The freshness test. Take your index finger and rub it along your backside, pressing against your crack and anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose and inhale through your nostrils. If you still smell ass, then repeat steps 2, 3, and 4. But this time you will need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area. If you weigh over 250 lbs. Or it has been ten years since your last knee bend, brace yourself by holding on to the soap dish. Remember safety first.
Congratulations, you now have a clean backside.
first of all I whould like to say that im proud to be a provider and i love my job!most of the men i come incounter
with are very pleased with my company how ever ther is a man
that was not so pleased.I personaly think that this person may be an emposture. my ex resently is trying to make mylife
as misserable as possible . as you can tell, my other reviews dont look like they should go with that one,that was just possted. if for some reason im rong about my usumption than i do sinserly appologise for the imprestion
I left with you. I would also like to ask that person to give me a second chance {on me} and you wont be dissapointed
the last thing i like to hear is someone didnt enjoy my company so much they feel the need to say im not worth it and & thow dirt on my name. so if your real lets talk maby i can change your mind! please give me a detail of the night so i cam make sure ive seen you
Any time you are ready my friend, go ahead and feel free to pull the plug on my forum.......
If you could, make it sooner than later before I change my mind, I don't want to stop myself from doing this.....
Having my own forum is only contributing to bringing in new guests to the MSC that I do not want or need. I am sick of feeling like I am just bringing the other girls money that should have been mine and it is ridiculuos. They did not do anything to deserve it. It is self promotion, if they want customers from the internet, they can post and get thier own, I don't like them taking my guests. That happens, than I can't and don't make money.....and that is not how self promotion works.....I just know better than to do this to myself...
So any time your ready, give this albatros the boot, and hopefully I can get myself back to together and just take the pre made customers that came into the MSC on thier own without my having posted....Than I won't feel like I did anything to contribute, which means I will have nothing to be so angry about when a guy doesn't sit with me even though he should have......
Please delete the forum already........
Not changing my mind this time....
So no need for it to stay up.....
But once again thank you for the honor and huge responsability of having my own forum. It was a priveledge to have gotton my own space here, and it was a lot of funnn before all this ugly stuff started happening to me in the club...
Evette
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It's christmas morning Im up late I can't sleep i been up smoking
weed and drinking e and j all night so Im kinda tipsy santa came and
left some things but not really anything for me im horny plus coming
off my monthly so it's really not a good time to be getting wet yeah
Im saposed to be retierd not fucking anymore guys but i still get
calls and take them when ever i feel like it It's kinda like a
retirement plan so it's ok alot of my clients gave me gifts this year
for me and my kids but i did not really give them anything but a
discont but it is the thought that counts I stoped hoeing cause i did
not like it anymore not the sex not the money just fucking guys with
wives started to make me sick exspecialy when they wont leave them
but want to fuck me recently i had to stop fucking one of my regulars
cause he had a wife and i had a crush on him but he wanted to fuck me
so i told him he can't have me and his wife to he has to leave his
wife to fuck me he has to give me the total package he said he did
not want to leave his current setuation on a camble cause he did not
know if he was going to complete me so i decieded it was best if he
gave his money to someone else cause i did not want it without the
truck and house for some reson i wanted more and was not willing to
settle for less to me that is good cause im just a hooker but i have
standerds your not just going to fuck me and be with someone else if
i like you i think that is rude plus i would not do it to you unless
i was getting paid I got off on gay porn a few days ago it was ok
that was the first time i ever saw a guy get fucked up the ass by a
real dick i fucked a guy up the ass before the first time i did it i
saw shit said i would never do it again but i did cause the guy
offerd me 450 to do it and he did not want to fuck he wanted to jack
off while i fucked him i thought that was a good deal cause he was
not going to bang out my pussy so i did it i think he dushed before i
came over cause there was no shit on his witch was great cause the
first time i saw it it really fliped me out and made me self consious
cause i get fucked in the ass too not offten cause no one can aford
it but i would never want the guy to see shit while he is doing me
hell i get inbarest when my pussy gets air in it i am a verry clingy
person and i just relized it today cause i have never had to be i
quess but when i like a guy i could be a little stalker bitch call
you phone don't say shit just to hear your voice send you come back
to me emails now i see why guys fuck hookers when they have wivesshit
if you get a clingy girl you wife might find out and take half of
everything cause this girl is clingly and wants to follow you home
and sit out side your house at night makeing crank calls it's all
very silly what people do for love 2 pac said they try everything but
they don't give up but i think that was an old song some one else
said that i just remember it coming out of his mouth a brain is a
terable thing to wast i have notised after smoking so much weed if i
pull the smoke threw my nose it gets me high in the front of my brain
and if i inhale threw my mouth it gets me high in the back i for one
prefer the frontal high cause i think those are newwer cells maybe
they burn quicker or somthing not sure i wish i has a cock in my
pussy right now fucking my hard making me cum fucking me standing up
carry me from one room to the next pounding my pussy in each hall way
licking my clit from the back while i smile from ear to ear yelling
merry christmas jack and happy new year
I wanted to be fucked to feel his throbing cock i wanted it to pound
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he ate me pussy and before he fucked my ass he sliped his dick in my
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then he came over and gave me some dick i thought it was nice i
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Date: Sun 06/19/05 12:50
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2. They call me, but can't remember what they are calling for!
( which service ) Take notes if you're calling tons of girls!
3. They can't follow the simple instructions on my voice-mail.
I've gotten everything from pagers, voicemail and fax machines!
4. They ask me questions that were already answered in my post!
( Location, donation, description, availability) Can u read?
5. They E-mail me, even when it says NO-E-mail!
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8. They don't cancel when changing their mind, which is rude!
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( Bad karma! What goes around, comes around! )
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Get a clue! If the information is in the post, don't ask the same questions again! Learn how to read and take notes! Don't answer posts and then ask for a different service then what is offered. Call someone who provides what you want! If you change your mind, pick up the phone & cancel please! If you hate women, take it out on the one who fucked you over, not us! When you book an apt. show up on time and be clean!
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Posted 16-Jan-2003 by OriginalDoc
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I've been seriously playing semipros for about four years now. I'm getting much better at it than I was when I started. Practice practice practice. Here are some of my thoughts on Craigslist.
* Men must post their own ad. Responding to a woman's ad is a total waste of time. A woman who posts a sex ad gets 200-1000 replies within hours, most of them cock pix. The woman generally gets overwhelmed and discouraged and responds to no one.
* The Craigslist community values intelligence and class. In order to avoid having your ad deleted, you must demonstrate both qualities. For example, "I'll give you a hundred bucks to let me jam my red hot poker up your poopshoot," will be deleted within minutes. On the other hand, "Caring benefactor desires to explore the Greek way of life with an understanding young woman" will most likely result in you having some college cutie over to your house takin' it up the ass within a week or so.
* Ah yes, I said within a week or so. Landing a semipro takes time and committment. If you want it NOW, call an escort or cruise the Mission. A true semipro is NOT a part-time hooker. Some girls do it because they have a fantasy of being paid; others are just curious. Many have never done this before. They have a very sensible apprehension about responding to an ad such as yours, let alone in following through. After she answer your ad, you have to be patient yet clear in your communications during the ensuing back-and-forth emails. I would say that for every five responses to an ad, only one will result in an actual encounter. You may have to take her to coffee first to let her check out the vibe. She has a life and a schedule. From first email contact to hooking up takes on average a week or two. She may say yes and change her mind. She may say yes, make a date, and not show up.
* That's right, she might not show up. Every day I see on the Neighborhood Watch board stories of men bent totally out of shape because a hooker didn't show up or -- gasp -- didn't immediately return his call. Landing a semipro calls for a considerably higher level of confidence, control, and patience. If you are gonna flip out emotionally if she makes an appointment with you and then doesn't show up, then don't go after semipros. Young women are young women, and when you start to play the semipro game you are gonna learn a lot about how young women operate. Which most definitely includes not showing up for dates. Live with it. You might as well argue with the tides. Learn to not care about being stood up. This is my number one advice for the semipro game.
* One time I had a coffee date set with a gal who answered my ad. She didn't show up. I called her and she said she forgot, and anyway she was leaving for Europe tomorrow and she'll be back in a couple of weeks. Now I could have gotten irritated, annoyed, whatever. Instead I just said, "Ok, I'll give you a call when you get back. Have a great trip!" And I meant it. Two weeks later I called her and we hooked up and she became a regular for the next couple of months.
* There's a book you have to read. It's called, "How to Date Young Women," subtitled, "For Men over 35." It is the most insightful study I know of the young female mind. It's written by R. Don Steele, who runs a website at http://www.steelballs.com/. The book is about how to date -- not pay, but actually girlfriend/boyfriend date -- young cuties. This book also really improved and focussed my semipro game. He teaches you how young women think and how they view an older man. He thoroughly covers the fact that they are going to stand you up about half the time no matter what you do. He explains why. He teaches you that it's just part of the game. If you're going to play Craigslist successfully, read this book.
* You have to be the adult. What that means is that if she turns out to be lousy in bed, or even worse has no idea of how to provide service or erotic companionship at all, it's all on you. You pay her, smile, say thanks. If she doesn't work out, don't invite her back; but that first session is on you. You are the adult. You've seen a hundred hookers or maybe a thousand; she's had a boyfriend or two in her entire life and has never taken money for sex. You are the man. You must take responsibility for her having a good experience. That doesn't mean giving her a good sexual experience. It means being the adult, being the man. Giving her the space to do whatever feels right to her. I guarantee you that if you do this, what will feel right to her 90% of the time is giving you everything you want. Young women love to please. The other 10% of the time, you have to be the adult and, as I describe it, you must "Bear a bad session with grace." If you can't do that, don't play semipros.
* Recently a beautiful young sexy singer -- starving artist type -- came over to my place and literally rocked my world. I was in love and in lust. A couple weeks later the same girl came over, and this time she had just broken up with her boyfriend. She was genuinely devastated. She vented and we talked and she just didn't have the heart for any erotic activity. After four hours of being her "friend" -- and I did like her, and I did feel for her -- I paid her and sent her home. I haven't seen her again, because deep down the deal is eroticism for cash, and if she's gonna use emotionalism to take advantage of my good nature, I don't want to deal with it. But I didn't cop that particular attitude WITH HER. With her, I was sweet, I gave her a hug, I gave her the cash. And I didn't invite her back. She's a young woman, I'm an old experienced whoremonger, and I take responsibility for providing her with a good experience regardless. If you can't see yourself doing this, don't go after semipros.
* Ok to sum it up: take responsibility for being the experienced man. Be kind, be clear, and never pressure her to do anything she doesn't want to do. Be patient with email and coffee dates. Be strong and grounded. Offer yourself as an opportunity for her to explore her budding sexuality. Make her first experience of being paid, a great experience. If you can do all that, you will have more beautiful sweet genuinely erotic women than you can handle. Especially in the SF Bay Area, where it's a rite of passage for young women to go through their feminist sexual empowerment phase. They want to do it with you. All you have to do is be cool about it.
* You see? These women are not "part-time hookers." Every post I see on Redbook from some guy complaining that he struck out on CL, is because the guy thinks these girls are like the hard-faced $300 escorts who chew gum and watch tv while they're fucking. Semipros are just regular women. They are warm, sweet, sexy women, looking to play with a guy with a sexy mellow vibe and a sense of humor about the whole adventure.
Like you.
Hope that helps.
OD
Wow. It's been great making out with you, a real live boy, on this couch for 15 minutes. I can see that now, after the conversation we had and the beer you bought me after your friend introduced us at the party, you think it's about time you enjoyed the fruits of your labor. About time you got a blow job from me.
And let me tell you, you came to the right place. Because the world is populated by guys like you; in fact I'm willing to bet there's not one man in the whole wide world who doesn't think he deserves an on-the-couch blow job the first time he makes out with someone, so fear not. This is territory that any girl over the age of 15 has seen many, many times. So don't think I won't do it. There's just a few things I need from you first.
First, I would appreciate it if you would wash your genitals once a day. Just once a day. Heck, you can even do it while you're IN the shower washing anyway. Because guys like you -- don't blame me for presuming -- often live under the gross misunderstanding that their genitals do not stink. Oddly, this is simultaneously the VERY SAME reason they give for not giving us girls ora